This morning I have an early-morning appointment. I stop in a little bakery in Grand Central to
pick up a cup of coffee. I know that
many places, Starbucks for example, let you add your own creams and
sugars. But a lot of places, like this
one, and even Dunkin Donuts, don’t. The
very-helpful and gracious barista has trouble with my request for a cup of
coffee, “on the dark side.” Admittedly, my
request is a little vague. I feel like
Goldilocks…the first try is too dark, than too light, and finally just
right. Amazingly, the sweet barista
keeps smiling and apologizing, though clearly she’s not to blame.
Then I have an idea. Wouldn’t it
be great if there were a standard definition to light, medium, dark, and the
shades in-between? Someone should create a color chart, like the ones that
exist for hair color. Let’s say it’s
five different shades from dark brown to light tan. And let’s say that all baristas are trained to know that shade two, for example, translates exactly to 3
tablespoons of half and half, 2 tablespoons of cream, or 6 tablespoons of milk
to achieve that color. Buying coffee in
the morning would be much easier and faster.
“Hi, I’d like a medium coffee, shade #2 please?” And then what you’d get would be exactly what
you want.
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