The last time I went to see Linda, The Bra Lady (as she calls herself) was this past March. More specifically, I saw her exactly 10 pounds pounds ago.
Today I walk in and ask her what she has in light pink. She looks at me and says, “You’ve lost a lot of weight, haven’t you?” “No, not that much since you saw me last,” I reply.
She measures me and announces I am now a 32 double D. I didn’t even know that such a size existed. The bra I want (in yes, the 32 DD) has to be ordered. Without seeing me, you’d think I had the most fabulous chest.
Every time I see Linda my bra size changes. This must be a marketing ploy to get me to buy new bras. I probably leave the store and she turns to her sales assistant and says, “I can’t believe it worked again.”
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