the mouse ate my peaches (m)

Put six peaches on a plate on the kitchen counter to ripen.

Woke up to find little bites taken out of 4 of them.  Sam?  Harrison?  My husband? 

Who could do such a thing?

Then I saw some mouse droppings. 

The little bastard ate my peaches.  I thought about keeping the ones that didn't appear to be bitten but, seriously, the image of his little mouse tail swiping the other peaches and standing on my plate sickened me.

I threw the peaches and the plate into the trash.

Now I'm craving peaches because I can't have them.

Aaagh.