If you chew a mini-Snickers bar until it is thoroughly masticated and then spit it out, does it count?
Or is this the equivalent to Bill Clinton smoking pot but saying he didn't inhale?
I'd be interested in your thoughts.
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Some people might not agree me with me -- but doing what you did accomplishes two things. First, it gives you a taste of something forbidden AND it allows you to feel a sense of victory. You conquered the enemy -- a mini Snickers bar. When I was on my DIET (fuck the "Live It" lie) -- during Christmas, in the midst of baking 23 different types of cookies, I tasted and spit out all 23 kinds. Well, maybe I swallowed one bite...
ReplyDeleteThis is where the Tootsie Pop will help. Really. Get thee to a CVA and buy a bag...