Wednesday, March 17, 2010

what do Florida and Turkey have in common? (m)

H is in Turkey.  When we had the briefing session for the trip, the teacher said that the parts of Turkey they would be visiting do not have bathrooms.  You "go" in holes in the ground.  Bring toilet paper and some Cottonelle.  I loaded him to the gills.

Yesterday, at the baseball field, I drank 3 bottles of water since the only food at the park was M&Ms (plain AND peanut), something called Honey buns, hot dogs and peanuts.  After 8 hours at the park, I had to pee.

The only thing there were those godforsaken Port O' Potties.  I was desperate.  Went in and mistakenly looked down in the "hole."

Why didn't I pack some Cottonelle for me?

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